You--get over yourself and realize the world does not revolve around what you want to do and what you think. Finally, after all the years scientists have been looking for the center of the universe, and all they had to do was find you. Who knew.
You--stop saying you're going to do something and then not do it. It's happened three times in the last week. Enough already. And we're so over your hair, too.
You--Stop getting all up in my personal space when you talk to me. You're a close talker and it's annoying. I keep moving back when you do it and you follow me. Stop it.
You--where are you anyway? Have you dropped off the planet?